The Undertaker
An undertaker's job is never easy, but a strong stomach really helps.
The Sneak thief

Remember to keep a close eye on your valuables whenever this little guy is around. For a washing bear he's got sticky fingers.

The Fuzz

He's getting too old for this shit, but he doesn't really mind the car chases.


The Politician

Not only is he pompous and bloated. This guy will talk politics until you croak.

The Explorer

He was the first one to reach that desolate place to the furthest North. Sadly there was no one left to document his triumph. He comforted himself with the knowledge that at least they all tasted deliciously.

The Illusionist

With his fancy tux he was sure to stand out, oddly enough he was world-renowned for his amazing disappearing act.

The Fisherman

He was sailing the seven seas since before you were even a wee pup. He has seen it all and been around the world twice over. Nowadays, though, he prefers a nice cup of cocoa to a stiff drink.

The wallflower

She was the embodiment of "nothing special" propped up against the wall at every social gathering. 

-"If only I was worse at fitting in", she thought. "Then, at least I would be seen." 

The Perfumer

After some controversy involving this guy, the next door neighbor's dog and a scent experiment gone wrong, this perfumer amazingly came out smelling like a rose.

The Quack

No matter how many degrees he hung on his walls, this guy was somehow never taken seriously as a medical professional. 

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